だれでもそうだよ(程度の差こそあれVer.) 歌詞｜岡崎体育 (lyrics)

地獄の前売り券を握りつぶして

天国を約束された奴等を睨む

化粧し過ぎで脳まで　ファンデだらけだ

ああいうのにはならんと　嫉妬が喉をくぐる

もう寝る　誰が何と言おうともう寝る

もう知らん　はいおしまいや　もう知らん

蟹座を殴り飛ばす　届かん

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon　そうさ　誰でもそうだよ

嫌いな奴は視界から消したい

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon　そうさ　ここでピリオドさ

太平洋の真ん中で鮫に喰われろ

末端冷え性なんで冬が辛いな

携帯電話のボタンもろくに押せないや

スマホを買ったらきっと朝までいじっちまうな

そういうのにはならんと必死で吐息で暖をとる

どうする　この後の予定はどうする

キャンセル　全部すっぽかしてキャンセル

バイトを変わりました

嘘です

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon　そうさ　誰でもそうだよ

嫌いな奴は視界から消したい

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon　そうさ　ここでピリオドさ

旅行先で財布スられろ

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon　そうさ　誰でもそうだよ

嫌いな奴は視界から消したい

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon　そうさ　ここでピリオドさ

太平洋の真ん中で俺に喰われろ

Jigoku no maeuriken wo nigiritsubushite

Tengoku wo yakusoku sareta yatsura wo niramu

Keshou shisugi de nou made fande darake da

Aa iu no ni wa naran to shitto ga nodo wo kuguru

Mou neru dare ga nan to iou to mou neru

Mou shiran hai oshimai ya mou shiran

Kaniza wo naguritobasu todokan

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon sou sa dare demo sou da yo

Kirai na yatsu wa shikai kara keshitai

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon sou sa koko de piriodo sa

Taiheiyou no mannaka de same ni kuwarero

Mattan hieshou nan de fuyu ga tsurai na

Keitai denwa no botan mo roku ni osenai ya

Sumaho wo kattara kitto asa made ijicchimau na

Sou iu no ni wa naran to hisshi de toiki de dan wo toru

Dou suru kono ato no yotei wa dou suru

Kyanseru zenbu suppokashite kyanseru

Baito wo kawarimashita

Uso desu

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon sou sa dare demo sou da yo

Kirai na yatsu wa shikai kara keshitai

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon sou sa koko de piriodo sa

Ryokousaki de saifu surarero

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon sou sa dare demo sou da yo

Kirai na yatsu wa shikai kara keshitai

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon sou sa koko de piriodo sa

Taiheiyou no mannaka de ore ni kuwarero

I crush an advance ticket to hell in my fist

And glare at the people who were promised heaven

They wear so much makeup, even their brains are caked in foundation

"I will never be like that," I think, as jealousy slips down my throat

I am going to sleep; no matter what anyone says, I am going to sleep

I do not care anymore; yes, this is over, I do not care

I punch Cancer out of the sky; I cannot reach it

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon; yes, everyone feels that way

I want the people I hate erased from my sight

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon; yes, this is where I put a period

Get eaten by a shark in the middle of the Pacific

Poor circulation in my hands and feet makes winter miserable

I can barely press the buttons on my mobile phone

If I bought a smartphone, I would surely fiddle with it until morning

"I will never become like that," I insist, warming myself desperately with my breath

What should I do? What about the plans after this?

Cancel them; ditch everything and cancel

I covered someone else's shift at work

That was a lie

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon; yes, everyone feels that way

I want the people I hate erased from my sight

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon; yes, this is where I put a period

Get your wallet stolen while you are traveling

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon; yes, everyone feels that way

I want the people I hate erased from my sight

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon; yes, this is where I put a period

Get eaten by me in the middle of the Pacific

把通往地獄的預售票捏得粉碎

瞪著那些被許諾能上天堂的傢伙

妝化得太濃，連腦袋都沾滿粉底

「我才不會變成那樣」，嫉妒卻滑過喉嚨

我要睡了，不管誰說什麼都要睡了

我不管了，好，到此結束，我不管了

一拳打飛巨蟹座，卻根本碰不到

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon，沒錯，誰都會這樣

討厭的傢伙就想讓他從視野裡消失

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon，沒錯，就在這裡畫下句點

在太平洋正中央被鯊魚吃掉吧

末梢循環不良，所以冬天真難熬

連手機按鍵都無法順利按下

要是買了智慧型手機，一定會玩到天亮

「我才不會變成那樣」，只能拼命對著手呵氣取暖

怎麼辦，接下來的安排要怎麼辦

取消，全部放鴿子，通通取消

我替別人代了打工班

騙你的

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon，沒錯，誰都會這樣

討厭的傢伙就想讓他從視野裡消失

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon，沒錯，就在這裡畫下句點

在旅行地點被偷走錢包吧

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon，沒錯，誰都會這樣

討厭的傢伙就想讓他從視野裡消失

Kick Them Out to the Funky Moon，沒錯，就在這裡畫下句點

在太平洋正中央被我吃掉吧